Pet Peeves

*Please read this and know I was being somewhat sarcastic*

• Dog shaming

I feel sorry for the defenseless and adorable dogs posted on said website.

• People who are rude to the elderly

Hey, mean mode off! They've been around longer and deserve more respect. Yes, they might be slow/bad drivers, that's no excuse, they are people too!

• Mean people in general

  I understand we all get in those moods now and then, but if you are just rude all of the time I need you to calm your tits and look to Him for some salvation.

• Not pushing/tucking in your chair

Sorry your mom didn't teach you proper etiquette. After you use it, put it away.

• Cell phone talkers, by this I mean you are waiting in line at a grocery store and the person in front of you who is now facing the cashier has decided that yelling into their cell phone takes priority of paying for their items and also speaking to the poor cashier. Please show some respect, you are annoying.

• Facebook over sharing

  Congratulations, you went on vacation and checked in at three places, I don't care. I also don't care to hear about how you are fighting with your significant other, or how much you hate Monday, and love Friday. If I truly wanted to know every detail of your life I might call  you and ask. (yes, I've now hidden you from my feed) Also, I don't care about your Advocare product (no clue what that is, but I don't care), or any other product your peddling.

• Gym stalkers

  Hi, I'm Catherine and I came to the gym to workout, not socialize, chit-chat, or judge. It grinds my gears when I notice someone staring critically or have someone approach me to tell me their life story. Not the time or place, buddy.

• Those just fab commercials.

   Seriously, no one that I know has an orgasm like that while ordering shoes. Furthermore, no woman I know sits at a computer with a friend or by herself and moans like that, period.

• Poor grammar