Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Pet Peeves


*Please read this and know I was being somewhat sarcastic*
  • Dog shaming
I feel sorry for the defenseless and adorable dogs posted on said website.

  • People who are rude to the elderly
Hey, mean mode off! They've been around longer and deserve more respect. Yes, they might be slow/bad drivers, that's no excuse, they are people too!

  • Mean people in general
  I understand we all get in those moods now and then, but if you are just rude all of the time I need you to calm your tits and look to Him for some salvation.

  • Not pushing/tucking in your chair
Sorry your mom didn't teach you proper etiquette. After you use it, put it away.

  • Cell phone talkers, by this I mean you are waiting in line at a grocery store and the person in front of you who is now facing the cashier has decided that yelling into their cell phone takes priority of paying for their items and also speaking to the poor cashier. Please show some respect, you are annoying.

  • Facebook over sharing
  Congratulations, you went on vacation and checked in at three places, I don't care. I also don't care to hear about how you are fighting with your significant other, or how much you hate Monday, and love Friday. If I truly wanted to know every detail of your life I might call  you and ask. (yes, I've now hidden you from my feed) Also, I don't care about your Advocare product (no clue what that is, but I don't care), or any other product your peddling.
  • Gym stalkers
  Hi, I'm Catherine and I came to the gym to workout, not socialize, chit-chat, or judge. It grinds my gears when I notice someone staring critically or have someone approach me to tell me their life story. Not the time or place, buddy.

  • Those just fab commercials.
   Seriously, no one that I know has an orgasm like that while ordering shoes. Furthermore, no woman I know sits at a computer with a friend or by herself and moans like that, period.

  • Poor grammar
  
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10 comments:

  1. Haha! The dog shaming pics and that online shoe store's commercials always make me crack up! Thanks for linking up :)

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  2. Bahah great list! I agree with all except the FB One...I have to admit that I enjoy reading where ppl are at and what they are up to. If they update to much or annoy me or try to sell me something then I do hide them from my feed as you mentioned! :) And seriously what is UP with young ppl today being rude to the elderly? I was just at walmart the other day and an older man held open the door for these young teenagers and they said NOTHING!!!! Broke my heart!

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  3. haha love it! i was thinking of doing a dog shaming photo because my dogs are constantly bad, but i felt bad haha. so i'll just privately shame them. and i hate your/you're too! ahhh!!
    -- jackiejade.blogspot.com

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  4. I think I can relate to everything! I hate the dog shaming because the poor pooches can't defend themselves!!!

    Thanks so much for linking up with us today!
    www.confessionsofanothernbelle.com

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  5. Yess, I love all of these, I completely get your sarcastic-ness.. I'm the same :)

    Lacey
    sunnyandturquoise.blogspot.com

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  6. I hateeee when people try to socialize with me at the gym! I've even been asked on a date and I just don't get it. I'm sweaty, no make up, gross... why in the world would anyone be attracted to that? I don't get it!

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  7. Love this post! I absolutely can't stand all of the facebook oversharing, yeah I don't even want to get started on that.

    Yaya @ www.dreamitdarling.blogspot.com

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  8. I find it very sad that people aren't respecting the elderly like i was taught to. It is so important and it seems like many kids and adults have lost their manners. New follower, found you through the hop! Can't wait to read more!

    Zoe @ Turquoisebohemian.com

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  9. I'm still laughing that you said 'calm your tits.' Pure genius. And I agree with everything on your list. Good stuff!

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  10. Visiting from the link up. I HATE over-sharers on Facebook. And I really hate the political commentary. And I love your blog title by the way!!
    Jen
    www.goteambowen.blogspot.com

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